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I think I didn’t say “ya’ll” in there once….Success!

Mass Effect Voice Meme!

1. Introduce yourself! What’s your name and where do you hail from?

2. Insert shameless self promotion! What is your blog about? Do you run any others?

3. Give me five of your favourite things in your room

4. Tell us what drew you into the Mass Effect ‘verse!  

5. Introduce your Shepard! What are they like? Who did they romance?

6. Which alien race is your favourite? Why?

7. Least favourite alien race? Why?

8. Biotics or tech?

9. What race are you going to play for the multiplayer in ME3, have you started thinking about your PC yet?

10. Do you want to see what’s under a Quarian’s mask?

11. What are you hoping to see in Mass Effect 3?

12. What are you hoping NOT to see in Mass Effect 3?

13. Who is your favourite squad mate?

14. Least favourite squad mate?

15. Paragon or Renegade?

16. Say the following words; Ilos, Virmire, Therum, Biotics, Turian, Quarian, Tupari Sport, Calibrations, Keelah’Selai, Bloody Icon, Humanity, Alliance Flight Leiutenant Jeff Moreau, Cerrice Ice Brandy, Cerberus Cheerleader, Bosh’tet, Krantt, Spectre, Rachni, Chora’s Den.

17. Say the following phrases;

“Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations,”

“Go for the eyes, Chittikka, go for the eyes!”

“I AM KROGAN!”

“Don’t fuck with Aria.”

“Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!”

“Assuming Direct Control”

“I have a shotgun.”

“ Uh, sic semper tyrana… (cough)”

“This is all Joker’s fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.”

“Find peace in the embrace of the goddess.”

“They’re actually going to let me eat you.”

“I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.”

“I should go.”

“Wrex you asshole it’s my turn now!”

This is why the Mako always flipped in my game.

Because of Wrex.

Not because of my poor driving skills.

You will never convince me otherwise.

What BAMFs do on their day off
They discuss the weather, how rich they are, and all those other unimportant things that fancy people talk about.
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What BAMFs do on their day off


They discuss the weather, how rich they are, and all those other unimportant things that fancy people talk about.

Dem thighs. My hand hurts. Ahh my first Shepard, Isabella (you know how weird it was playing DA I/II and seeing Isabela?).
I need to like make fifty billion more Shepards before March rolls around. This is a good idea.
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Dem thighs. My hand hurts. Ahh my first Shepard, Isabella (you know how weird it was playing DA I/II and seeing Isabela?).

I need to like make fifty billion more Shepards before March rolls around. This is a good idea.

Replaying Mass Effect, you know what that means…

Long elevator rides on the fastest and most advanced ship in the galaxy.

massdefect:

grunt………..

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard!
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massdefect:

grunt………..

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard!

(Source: getwilde)

grrrrface:

Must be read in a Scottish ~Prince of Starkhaven~ accent.




I’m feeling my abs form guys! FEELING, THEM, FORM!
No but seriously, I was feeling down and this…this amazing thing shows up. ahmahgawd I’m gonna giggle all night.

grrrrface:

Must be read in a Scottish ~Prince of Starkhaven~ accent.

I’m feeling my abs form guys! FEELING, THEM, FORM!

No but seriously, I was feeling down and this…this amazing thing shows up. ahmahgawd I’m gonna giggle all night.